TOZAN SHEET #32 WRITING ADVICE

the key to writing: you gotta just roll until you don't know what the fuck you're saying anymore. but while you're writing, have a sense of the god-damn pacing. don't pull a kerouac and just let the line go on for the entire page and do the exact same thing the page after that, and the entire book. nobody reads like that unless they blew an entire snowball of crack heroin with gummi bears.

TOZAN DOES A REDDIT AMA

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you can't ask me any questions you are the question
i already answered you

you can't decide to do anything you are the doing
the more you resist the more it resists
do you get it
i am the orchid you shoved in your vagina

you heard about weddings and now you want a wedding
THAT'S THE BEGINNING OF THE END

apply that principle to anything
you hear about enlightenment and now you want to be neo from the matrix
except it doesn't work like that
"WANT TO BE" equals "I'M NOT"
when you say BITCH I HV FAT CK
BANG somebody's dresser got knockkd

/

theorize until you die
OR
fuck me and meditate

on the stick of burning eternity i am the only poet left
un-retarded by academic retard scheme
"ladies and gentleman of harvard, I am pleased to announce
we are in phase 4 of the retard scheme, almost everyone
especially poets and zen masters are now
RETARDED AS FUCK
and all spiritual people are now "seekers" which is the auto-
retard programme

everyone is prideful and well-regarded
and utterly retarded
and most women fear the cock
which is how we want it

I am the only one left
I am the only poet claiming fat cack
I am the only fake zen master staring at the moon
It's just me
I'm the only one

That's why my shit is not available at barnes and noble
My shit is not available on Amazon.com
Those are slave places
You have to have come near my cock to suck it
Obv.

I can't make my anti-slave program available to masses
They would all commit suicide
I can't be responsible for genocide
I'm not the anti-hitler
I'm not the anti0stalin
I'm the 0
You give me one dollar and I am the ten zeroes behind it
See what I'm saying
I am the big void that increases your net worth 10,000 percent.
AS LONG AS YOU ACCEPT THE FAT ONE
As long as you're like "ew that's dirty" your brains will run on shit instead of air

Intuition serves and that's why I move in your dreams like an evil parade playing bad music and my outfit RULES all the time.

Because I am the entirety of the wild west and the arctic wastes combined
It's snowing on the Sphinx right now
Do you know who you are?

What are you reading?
4:44 and I can tell you don't care
I'm not even real
I'm some kind of a serum you drank at a party once
I'm a particle, I'm a name you invoke
I'm a non-ego attached to a fatcack you once relished
I'm the villain you hate to ignore
I'm the supermodel who isn't photoshopped and all the magazines are like "ew no"
I refuse to play the game which is why I'm utterly unappealing
The satanic universe finds truth wretched and far too legit
So it's only small cocks and closed crown chakras for the rest of your life I guess
Burn in hell

TOZAN SHEET #6 HOW TO MASTER SPACE-TIME

better to remain silent

oh well

a skullduggerous invincibility hangs around me like an everything-proof cloak

poetry is constantly being written [in light] on the inside

red-orange fire letters
they vanish
like it or not

god vanishes

WHEN YOU DON'T MEDITATE.

regularly.

chi in the tan tien is legit, too.

real quick this is how to master spacetime:

cut your hair short or, OR:

very long.

you're like: "long ago..."
fuck long ago

NOW.

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TOZAN SHEET #5 - $$$$$$$ MONEY $$$$$$$

Secret Transmission

OK here comes the secret
Are you ready for it

I'm gunna actually tell you even though you won't understand until you actually get it

OK here it is

YOU ARE GOD

Everything that happens you willed to happen
And you have to get out of the zen buddhist hindu christian islamic mahayanic pranic bubonic retardonic anything about "PRACTICE" or even "PRACTICE IS ENLIGHTENMENT" and go directly to "I'M GOD"

Reading about money is better because at least it's active.
Real books about money are like yo, create something useful for this world.
Then you get paid and you can do anything.

Money is the closest we have to God because instant manifestation

Spiritual stuff is by DEFINTION "I'm reading because I don't get it" so then you believe you don't get it or there's something to get which your reality doesn't reflect

You're not having good enough sex or else you don't make enough money
Basically

or you're like me and don't need validation b/c you're in it

you get in by putting yourself in
BIATCH

TAKE THAT TO THE BANK LITERALLY

TOZAN SHEET #2 - PICASSO + TANTRA

Let's discuss PICASSO

1. Your attention span increases 10 times a day. Now you read entire books in one sitting due to your abiity to not give a fuck and be in your own energy field

2. Your eyes are brimming with this noisy passion because you actually care about being alive and your spirit is aligned with the life forces so you're constantly being inspired

3. Focus intensely so you actually finish works of art and put them out like your garbage for the dumb fucks to get confused about

BUT YOU YOURSELF
ARE CERTAIN OF WHAT YOU ARE DOING

IN & OUT

Let's discuss fucking.

I mean, "Tantra."

Secret discipline first of all. If you talk about it, people choke or burn.

Know what the fuck you're actually doing, and do it.

Destroy any sense of limitation or egoic smallness or hidden carefulness.

IN

Inspiration preferably very good art. Legit consciousness. Powerful Personal Presence. You are a sponge. You are a submissive on all fours getting pounded. You are getting drizzled with genius reconceptualize every element of life down to what you put in your tea down to how you sleep and for how long.

Crazy minx nobody sees you for 3 days you're ----> IN <----

Tantric lover fux you for 3 days ---> IN <---- every energy orifice vortex vortices orifex

OUT

You create things finished products for the dumb fucks to puzzle over
While you remain completely clear and certain about what you're doing

You have the attitude of continuously fucking up your opponents

Be it the internet or confused self-attitudes or boring habits of being bored

You are being seen and fretted over by dumb fucks everywhere
While you continuously keep fucking them up with art

OUT
Lots of energy pouring out
There is no such thing as "THE RIGHT ONE" or "WHATEVER ONE"

If it's truly whatever you wouldn't notice it
You only notice what you create
If you hold it in contempt that means you actually really care about it

Which means you fucking love it

Keep resisting it it will come harder on you every time

I have come blood before
I used it to paint masterpieces

-Picasso OUT

TOZAN SHEET #1

ode to my bright fucking halo

use me like a pen you found wherever and jacked it
it's yours and you can make it say anything
i'm a custom muppet you designed and built yourself from rubber hoses and discarded bottles of reishi extract

peer at me thru the miron glass

the violet glass tires on my sports car gleammmmmm bitch put your eye out
meditate on the vortices behind the sun
WE FUCKS YOU UP LEBOWSKI

WE GUT OFF YOUR JOHZONSN.

3 level cake:
god,

chocolate,

bread

fuck me right in the god
i fuck you in the god

mad mothafuckaz looking to get fucked in the bread
fucking ASSHOLES

/

tozan's outfit

you can't actually see me

when you hear from me you're hearing like a bomb
you didn't see the actual grenade

it's got buddhist logos all over that shit
the symbol employs the power
if you want to figure out what symbol you're interfacing with you have to come and fuck me

don't pretend like this is the waiting room of the dentists office

you're in god's mind

/

i'm the force

I'M THE FORCE
I mean I use the force
Which is part of me
I'M THE FUCKING FORCE

OOOooOoOOO watch Vanilla Sky 3 times in a row
Think about the mask you wear

Why are you wearing a stupid mask in the night club
You could be fucking hot people right now

And by fucking I mean doing epic shit with your life

/

longjammin

I TOOK A STAND

A couple of reasons to be alive

Or anyway some ideas for your review

1. whales don't go shopping or use money EVER

2. I just got free pastries biatch

the meaning of TOZAN

have taken the dharma name "TOZAN" which means nothing so you can stop thinking about it.

If you're bored break up with your boyfriend and come fuck me, I guarantee you it would be interesting.
Stop going to spiritual gatherings, if you're going to pay money get somebody from taskrabbit to bake you a cake or paint your bedroom orange. Here is the only problem with going to shit like that, it's like telling your subconcious you aren't at the highest possible level of evolution.

My music is going great & etc etc i won at life etc.

Increasingly breaking the habit of living with any kind of limitation whatsoever, I think for me for my personal lifestyle the only sin is conceiving of rules or limitations. When I operate outside of that it's creativity non-stop with no judgement on anything.

Studying Picasso a lot, or looking at his eyes anyway. He quit art school furious with establishment & with his father and he would look at other successful artists and get so furious and enraged and he was competitive. He knew within himself a dragon lived there so he woke up and painted 3 masterpieces before breakfast. It was easy for him b/c he didn't think "is this a masterpice" he thought "IMA LAY MY FUCKING COCK DOWN BIATCH*******************) and then he went and fucked gertrude stein or 7 ballarinas or whatever. He had a Dauschhund he named lump.

Spirituality is the study of the force behind the thing. I look at Picasso and I meditate on his animating energy, the force that drove him. I do sungazing and think what dimension is the sun EMANATING FROM that's where you DL the information from. ETC. That's why "reality is a dream" "maya" etc it's that the world is in things behind things. YOU CAN TAKE THAT TO THE BANK

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3X's
I'm good in bed and I have stamina.

-Tozan