Showing posts with label jedi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label jedi. Show all posts

Friday, February 13, 2015

TOZAN SHEET #15 OPEN LETTER TO "THEM"

a few dumb fucks out there believe that power needs to be restrained
or controlled
WATCH THE MATRIX 2 DUMBFUCK CONTROL IS ILLUSION
don't be gay like the architect
neo has 6 brains and only 2 of them work
don't use your extra brains to think about enlightenment that's a slave war on your working brains


you have a woman in your life so you want to eat a snowball
or a candycane. or dip your boyfriend's balls in hot gravy or something

 i'm this movie star zen master who attains nothing easily ok
  i'm a dark lord of the sith or some broken home person or somebody that needs to be covered up with a conspiracy

i have good cloves you smoke that shit?
take me around back and shoot me along with the dog
i'm beowulf except badasser and you are friendlier except in that way
you try to protect something that will make you immortal if you give it freely
a product of the slave system but like oh no thats dirty
ok
tozan will see you in the small patch of snow that hasn't been peed on

TOZAN SHEET #1

ode to my bright fucking halo
use me like a pen you found wherever and jacked it
it's yours and you can make it say anything
i'm a custom muppet you designed and built yourself from rubber hoses and discarded bottles of reishi extract

peer at me thru the miron glass
the violet glass tires on my sports car gleammmmmm bitch put your eye out
meditate on the vortices behind the sun
WE FUCKS YOU UP LEBOWSKI
WE GUT OFF YOUR JOHZONSN.
3 level cake:
god,
chocolate,
bread
fuck me right in the god
i fuck you in the god
mad mothafuckaz looking to get fucked in the bread
fucking ASSHOLES

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tozan's outfit

you can't actually see me
when you hear from me you're hearing like a bomb
you didn't see the actual grenade
it's got buddhist logos all over that shit
the symbol employs the power
if you want to figure out what symbol you're interfacing with you have to come and fuck me
don't pretend like this is the waiting room of the dentists office
you're in god's mind

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i'm the force

I'M THE FORCE
I mean I use the force
Which is part of me
I'M THE FUCKING FORCE

OOOooOoOOO watch Vanilla Sky 3 times in a row
Think about the mask you wear
Why are you wearing a stupid mask in the night club
You could be fucking hot people right now
And by fucking I mean doing epic shit with your life

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longjammin

I TOOK A STAND
A couple of reasons to be alive
Or anyway some ideas for your review
1. whales don't go shopping or use money EVER
2. I just got free pastries biatch