TOZAN SHEET #33 HOUSTON WE HAVE A BIG COCK

Houston we have a big cock

I'm putting ants in my coffee

Cordyceps and Ants
Star Anise

I can feel the awe building up in my body
The germ of a crystal palace

Magicians make magic happen

& magic happens more

Kybalion: thinks reproduce after their own kind

First my cock gets a little bigger
Than bigger

Then u gag

Tozan is like fresh white linen
That you just had anal sex on.

It's not for me to say where you leave off...

Tozan the Dionysian

Tozan with bronze breasts

Tozan the ormus-fed calf
Tozan with golden thighs

I relax in the tub reading occult manuals

1933 was an excellent year.

Thomas Troward, HERMES--
Bitch have you even been to Egypt?

/

My emerald heft

My strong wooden shaft

My hard bone rod

My genital bookshelf

You find me in the tub, languishing between two pillars of ivory

Comical the root of the Beiber and the French cosmonaut

Dread Roberts (the pirate) and a fellow named longshanks
DO YOU EVEN LONGSHANKS?

"Keep Calm And Longshanks"

EDWARD DE LONGSHANKS

III PRINCESSA OF WALES
Cut the throat while you snob a portion of perfume bottles
From a lively place, coming comically, applying your rosebud nectar
I can see thru wooden and glass partitions
I can see the hard drive partition in your soul
RUN LINUX bitch a faggot taoist linux

Put in the codes just right and U snot out a hexadecimal hieroglyph
shaped like an infinity symbol on crack

dear infinity,
have you been smoking crack?
I lust after your primordial body
love TOZAN

TOZAN SHEET #20 INVINCIBLE LIFE FORCE

for brad warner



I write my Tozan shit in the morning
Before I remember who I am

Daily meditation practice..?
No? ARE YOU FUCKING UP

I think of old people, parental units, diseased people
I think of the lack of life-urge in them
It didn't happen all at once
The zombie state was added to by small bouts of laziness each day
Inertia
Fear is the mind killer

You're adding to it
Or sharpening the blade
Everyday
Everydecision

Cunt full of feta cheese
Cunt full of crab

/

up late my mind goes nervoussssss
it knows ego about to die

up early i take important meetings
it knows it's about to die

cunt full of meatloaf
the star-crossed lovers
keep each other's puke in their wallets

/

deep vision
what is Tozan working on?
i carry around the record of rinzai everywhere
and everywhere i go
people are pressed over my gold jewelry

cunt full of diet coke
i make an excuse and leave the meeting
i have to go write a poem with my own excrement

TOZAN SHEET #19 - FILTHY SEX MAGIC

ZEN MASTER

so i ruined everything, i poisoned everything,
i expose insecurity, i expose vulnerability, i expose weakness,
i expose vacillation of will, weakness of SPIRIT
all drunkards will be burned at the stake
TOZAN insert racial slur here

cut cleanly at NECK
FAGGOT

the real material is dangerous. there's no money in poetry or in my faggot cock.
oh yeah now i'm getting to it.

ZEN MASTER
OCCULT WITCH DOCTOR TOZAN
EYEBALLS DISCONNECTED FROM BRAIN STEM

sit in my ruined hut and squirt.
ormus gold pendant around my neck like a lesbian's strapon

oh, oh, he's talking about sex again, i was taught that sex is dirty
i was taught to repress all my natural urges, i feel angry

waaaaaaa
here
use my cock as a pacifier

TOZAN SHEET #14 - GIVE UP. YOU CAN'T PLEASE DADDY.

wish poets included a pic of their expression during the writing
Most of these academic fucks make me sick
Cling to these little estuaries because your fossilized karma won't ostracize
Like a gay ostrich scared to fluff his ass-feathers.

Robert Frost and Ginsberg and Whitman and all those fags
Come on
DEAD ALL OF THEM
DEATH URGE

I am the only immortal, poet, fake zen master remaining
My shit is very rare to see like a horned loon
You don't know what a horned loon is?
XACTLY

Taste my bread of the chocolate
Inner sanctum guarded by 12 fossilized gay owls with blade feathers
Make it real.
You drink from the serum of 12 scotches and you wonder why I'm doing plaid cocaine from the INSIDE of my brewery no yeast here

you blame all kinds of forces
huh
i guess you could keep doing that...

doing it like that's kinda not good
i'm the only one
i'm the only one doing anything real
i'm writing this across the street from a wendeys
none of them know the fake zen master is right here
they're like "maybe if I add cheese today or go for the frosty..."
"maybe that'll SAVE ME"

hehehehhehe
from what

/

a good experiment is to drop whatever you're supposedly doing
i did this easily b/c i had this idea like, oh i'll impress daddy
then daddy died
who am i going to impress now
i picked another person but then i had total contempt for that person
so i was like oh right it's just god everywhere
WHAT'S LEFT
=
FAT FUCKING COCK

/

you get up in the morning like "YES I'LL WIN TODAY"
WIN WHAT YOU DUMB FUCKS

I can feel the rushing idiots in the collective energy field
This is why I have a WRATHFUL lethargy
 people look at me like O FUCK
HE'LL GAG ME WITH HIS COCK

yep
i will meditate you to death 

TOZAN SHEET #11 TOZAN'S CRUNK SUPERPOWERS

BITCH YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SIDDHI?

#1 superpower is to know what you want

#2 superpower is to get up on it

#3 superpower is to disregard the pussies and haters

#4 superpower understand dali's great masturbator

#5 superpower is to do what you want

and disconnect parental disapproval syndrome etc bubonic

#6 superpower is to accept that you have them and scream
BITCH U KNOW ABOUT THE SIDDHI to every yogi within reach

#7 superpower is to have a fat cack

you can interpret that how you want cause superpower #9 is you da boss

superpower #8 is obv. to meditate and not be like "oh I transcended everything quite some time ago so there's no point BITCH YOU'RE ASLEEP STILL"

superpower #10 is to stay up for 3 days in a row being on some murder shit and kick everyone's ass at everything and not even care

superpower #11 is to make the dry places wet
superpower #12 attention to detail BIATCH clean your kitchen up slagz

superpower #13 aesthetic psychotic erotic transmute all your feelings into creativity and then lay your fat cack out while everyone falls asleep
superpower #14 speaking of which is to pimp-slap when you're discussing the truest reality and people's eyes start to glaze over and they go unconscious b/c their subconscious knows their ego will die if they keep listening so you go bitch i'll choke u with my fat cack if you don;t actually meditate and they know you mean it so they don't talk to you or email you for 9 months because they're like "omg what if he actually has a fat cack" BITCH I HAVE A FAT CACK