TOZAN SHEET #14 - GIVE UP. YOU CAN'T PLEASE DADDY.

wish poets included a pic of their expression during the writing
Most of these academic fucks make me sick
Cling to these little estuaries because your fossilized karma won't ostracize
Like a gay ostrich scared to fluff his ass-feathers.

Robert Frost and Ginsberg and Whitman and all those fags
Come on
DEAD ALL OF THEM
DEATH URGE

I am the only immortal, poet, fake zen master remaining
My shit is very rare to see like a horned loon
You don't know what a horned loon is?
XACTLY

Taste my bread of the chocolate
Inner sanctum guarded by 12 fossilized gay owls with blade feathers
Make it real.
You drink from the serum of 12 scotches and you wonder why I'm doing plaid cocaine from the INSIDE of my brewery no yeast here

you blame all kinds of forces
huh
i guess you could keep doing that...

doing it like that's kinda not good
i'm the only one
i'm the only one doing anything real
i'm writing this across the street from a wendeys
none of them know the fake zen master is right here
they're like "maybe if I add cheese today or go for the frosty..."
"maybe that'll SAVE ME"

hehehehhehe
from what

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a good experiment is to drop whatever you're supposedly doing
i did this easily b/c i had this idea like, oh i'll impress daddy
then daddy died
who am i going to impress now
i picked another person but then i had total contempt for that person
so i was like oh right it's just god everywhere
WHAT'S LEFT
=
FAT FUCKING COCK

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you get up in the morning like "YES I'LL WIN TODAY"
WIN WHAT YOU DUMB FUCKS

I can feel the rushing idiots in the collective energy field
This is why I have a WRATHFUL lethargy
 people look at me like O FUCK
HE'LL GAG ME WITH HIS COCK

yep
i will meditate you to death 

TOZAN SHEET #11 TOZAN'S CRUNK SUPERPOWERS

BITCH YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SIDDHI?

#1 superpower is to know what you want

#2 superpower is to get up on it

#3 superpower is to disregard the pussies and haters

#4 superpower understand dali's great masturbator

#5 superpower is to do what you want

and disconnect parental disapproval syndrome etc bubonic

#6 superpower is to accept that you have them and scream
BITCH U KNOW ABOUT THE SIDDHI to every yogi within reach

#7 superpower is to have a fat cack

you can interpret that how you want cause superpower #9 is you da boss

superpower #8 is obv. to meditate and not be like "oh I transcended everything quite some time ago so there's no point BITCH YOU'RE ASLEEP STILL"

superpower #10 is to stay up for 3 days in a row being on some murder shit and kick everyone's ass at everything and not even care

superpower #11 is to make the dry places wet
superpower #12 attention to detail BIATCH clean your kitchen up slagz

superpower #13 aesthetic psychotic erotic transmute all your feelings into creativity and then lay your fat cack out while everyone falls asleep
superpower #14 speaking of which is to pimp-slap when you're discussing the truest reality and people's eyes start to glaze over and they go unconscious b/c their subconscious knows their ego will die if they keep listening so you go bitch i'll choke u with my fat cack if you don;t actually meditate and they know you mean it so they don't talk to you or email you for 9 months because they're like "omg what if he actually has a fat cack" BITCH I HAVE A FAT CACK