Friday, February 13, 2015

TOZAN SHEET #11 TOZAN'S CRUNK SUPERPOWERS

BITCH YOU KNOW ABOUT THE SIDDHI?

#1 superpower is to know what you want
#2 superpower is to get up on it
#3 superpower is to disregard the pussies and haters
#4 superpower understand dali's great masturbator
#5 superpower is to do what you want
and disconnect parental disapproval syndrome etc bubonic
#6 superpower is to accept that you have them and scream
BITCH U KNOW ABOUT THE SIDDHI to every yogi within reach
#7 superpower is to have a fat cack
you can interpret that how you want cause superpower #9 is you da boss
superpower #8 is obv. to meditate and not be like "oh I transcended everything quite some time ago so there's no point BITCH YOU'RE ASLEEP STILL"
superpower #10 is to stay up for 3 days in a row being on some murder shit and kick everyone's ass at everything and not even care
superpower #11 is to make the dry places wet
superpower #12 attention to detail BIATCH clean your kitchen up slagz
superpower #13 aesthetic psychotic erotic transmute all your feelings into creativity and then lay your fat cack out while everyone falls asleep
superpower #14 speaking of which is to pimp-slap when you're discussing the truest reality and people's eyes start to glaze over and they go unconscious b/c their subconscious knows their ego will die if they keep listening so you go bitch i'll choke u with my fat cack if you don;t actually meditate and they know you mean it so they don't talk to you or email you for 9 months because they're like "omg what if he actually has a fat cack" BITCH I HAVE A FAT CACK

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