Friday, February 13, 2015

TOZAN SHEET #22 50 SHADES OF GAY - TOZAN ORDERS A BUTTPLUG FROM AMAZON

Attention, Attention
Zen master Tozan ordered a butt plug from Amazon.com
Anal hubris
Anal Wall St. Journal

Wear it while you trade dividends and futures
The price of gold (and my necklace) is going up, up, up
Francincense and Myrrh are not traded on the commodities market
WHERE THE FUCK IS YOUR FRENCH RESTAURANT NOW?

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 3 wise men:

1. gay
2. faggot
3. nigger

you approach me with your arms out, as though to hug
you're making yourself a huge fucking target
military contractors don't hug
they cover their genitals in lamp-black

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fellatio of the mind
clutter lives in the subconscious
do you know where your pizza cutter is?
do you know where that novelty t-shirt you got last year?
do you know where the tarot cards

i use aleister crowley like a dental drill
scuzz living in my neighbor's etheric field
concussive bass music and preserved egg from the chinese restaurant
sweet oil progressing thru your chakra matrix

i am the latent scuzz filling your orifices with caviar
i have a little air-compressed tube to fill you with caviar
jesus, this is grotesque!
mohommedddddddddd knows the retinal scan is really
an anal scan

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